Shaving Your Crotch While Driving Is Bad Karma

March 9, 2010 by C.D. Graves · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Bizarre 

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Karma score: 40/100

Megan Mariah Barnes was arrested last week after she had caused a two-car crash on Cudjoe Key, near Key West. Ms. Barnes, 37, was guilty of attempting to shave her bikini line while she was also attempting to operate a motor vehicle. That’s the strange part. The stranger part is Ms. Barnes’ ex-husband, who was occupying the passenger seat at the time of the crash, was actually steering the vehicle. Read more

Mo’Nique Eats Her Karma at the Oscars

March 8, 2010 by Logan Catchpole · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Celebrities 

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Karma score: 42/100

Somebody ought to tell Mo’Nique that winners are supposed to be gracious, not thuggish. After she had won an Oscar for best supporting actress last night for her portrayal of an abusive mother in Precious, the hairy-legged comedienne gave an acceptance speech that was stunningly insensitive. Read more

The RIAA’s Karma Smells Like Ca-Ca

March 6, 2010 by C.D. Graves · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Breaking News 

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Karma score: 01/100

The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA)—the vigilante group that has sued babies, dead people, and the blind for downloading music without paying for it—has outdone itself in its attempt to demonize people who share music via the Internet. Read more

Starbucks, Gun Nuts, and Karma

March 4, 2010 by Phil Maggitti · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Breaking News 

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Karma score: 66/100

Being gold-card-carrying Starbucks members, we were dismayed to learn that gun nuts have begun showing up at Starbucks with pistols strapped to their legs and that Starbucks doesn’t plan to do anything about it. Read more

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