
Karma score: 99/100
Tilikum, one of SeaWorld’s captive “killer whales,” dragged a SeaWorld trainer named Dawn Brancheau under water earlier this week, ending her life while horrified, badly dressed tourists and their spawn watched in awe. The official cause of death was listed as drowning, but karma no doubt played a hand in Ms. Brancheau’s demise.
According to People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), SeaWorld owns most of the captive orcas and bottlenose dolphins in the United States. SeaWorld also owns one of the worst animal-care records in the land. Twenty-one orcas (frequently known as “killer whales”) died in SeaWorld’s watery jails in the United States between 1986 and 2008—an average of nearly one every year for twenty-two years. Read more

Karma score: 06/100
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is nothing if not cheeky. Tiger Woods is nothing if not manipulative and seriously paranoid. Something had to give, therefore, when PETA announced it had produced a billboard ad promoting the neutering and spaying of household pets, an ad featuring a photo of Tiger. What’s more, PETA was reportedly looking to run the ad on a billboard in Woods’ neighborhood of Windermere, Florida, among other places.
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Karma score: 71/100
ESPN’s Tony Kornheiser has a face made for radio and a voice made for a grumpy old man who lives to chase children off his lawn after refusing to return their soccer ball. He’s also got one foot planted firmly in the past and the other planted firmly in his mouth. As for his head, you can form your own opinion.
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Karma score: 93/100
More and more baby boomers are “sittin’ downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line” these days; or sittin’ uptown in their favorite Starbucks juicing on a grande skinny vanilla latte, munching on oatmeal raisin cookies, listening to Time-Life’s Flower Power collection on their iPod touches while cruising the
High Times website.
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