Starbucks, Gun Nuts, and Karma

March 4, 2010 by Phil Maggitti
Filed under: Breaking News 

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Karma score: 66/100

Being gold-card-carrying Starbucks members, we were dismayed to learn that gun nuts have begun showing up at Starbucks with pistols strapped to their legs and that Starbucks doesn’t plan to do anything about it.

What is that about? Who knew that people who need to wear a gun in public to make up for raging insecurities even liked Starbucks? We would have imagined, if we had ever taken the time to imagine, that gun toters got their coffee at bait shops.

Personally, we don’t want to see some mouth breather in Ranger Joe drag holding up the line while he tries to comprehend the difference between tall, grande, and venti. Nevertheless, Starbucks has refused to ban guns in its stores, even though it has the legal right to do so—and even though it has been petitioned by gun-control advocates to do so.

Some chains, California Pizza Kitchen and Peet’s Coffee & Tea among them, have banned guns from their restaurants, even in open-carry states, because of the impact guns might have on non-gun-carrying customers. Starbucks ought to man up and do the same.

“I think [Starbucks'] policy shows complete disregard for the safety and sentiments of their workers,” says Erik Forman, a Starbucks barista and union member in Minneapolis. “The only thing worse than a yuppie upset with how their frappuccino turned out is a yuppie with a gun who’s unhappy with how their frappuccino turned out,”

C’mon, Starbucks. This isn’t Deadwood. Do the right thing, or at least offer armed and unarmed sections in your stores.

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