Shocking Robbery at Karma Kafé

March 13, 2010 by C.D. Graves · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Crime 

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Karma score: 10/100

Somebody robbed Karma Kafé in Hoboken, New Jersey, of $200 this week. Somebody with a karmic death wish, I presume. It is one thing to rob a convenience store, a gas station, or a parking lot attendant. It is a whole other kettle of vipers to rob anyone or anything named Karma. Better to tug on Superman’s cape—or to do whatever it is we’re not supposed to do into the wind. Superman’s got nothing on karma! Read more

Shaving Your Crotch While Driving Is Bad Karma

March 9, 2010 by C.D. Graves · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Bizarre 

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Karma score: 40/100

Megan Mariah Barnes was arrested last week after she had caused a two-car crash on Cudjoe Key, near Key West. Ms. Barnes, 37, was guilty of attempting to shave her bikini line while she was also attempting to operate a motor vehicle. That’s the strange part. The stranger part is Ms. Barnes’ ex-husband, who was occupying the passenger seat at the time of the crash, was actually steering the vehicle. Read more

The RIAA’s Karma Smells Like Ca-Ca

March 6, 2010 by C.D. Graves · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Breaking News 

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Karma score: 01/100

The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA)—the vigilante group that has sued babies, dead people, and the blind for downloading music without paying for it—has outdone itself in its attempt to demonize people who share music via the Internet. Read more

Marijuana Contributes to Baby Boomers’ Karma

February 23, 2010 by C.D. Graves · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Breaking News 

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Karma score: 93/100

More and more baby boomers are “sittin’ downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line” these days; or sittin’ uptown in their favorite Starbucks juicing on a grande skinny vanilla latte, munching on oatmeal raisin cookies, listening to Time-Life’s Flower Power collection on their iPod touches while cruising the High Times website. Read more

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  • Today in Karma History

    03/17/461
    Saint Patrick, Christian missionary, bishop, and apostle of Ireland, died at Saul, Downpatrick, Ireland. Born in Great Britain, most likely in Scotland, Patrick was part of a well-to-do Christian family of Roman citizenship. At the age of sixteen he was captured and enslaved by Irish marauders.

    Patrick worked as a herder in Ireland for the next six years. During that time he depended on a deepening religious faith for comfort. Following the counsel of a voice he heard in a dream one night, Patrick escaped and found passage on a ship to Britain, where he was eventually reunited with his family.

    Some time later Patrick had another dream. This time an individual named Victoricus gave him a letter, entitled "The Voice of the Irish." As he read the letter, Patrick heard the voices of Irishmen pleading him to return to their country and to walk among them once more.

    After studying for the priesthood, Patrick was ordained a bishop. He returned to Ireland in 433 and began preaching the gospel, converting thousands people, and building churches around the country. After forty years of living in poverty, teaching, traveling, and working tirelessly, Patrick died on March 17, 461, in Saul, where he had built his first church.

    Much of what is known about Patrick's legendary life comes from the Confessio, a book he wrote during his last years.
  • Shortcuts to Killer Karma

    Shortcuts to Killer Karma turns the accepted notion of karma on its head and shakes the money out of its pockets just for laughs. In this section we will show you how to appear worthy even when you're being a total [penis]. Sound cool? Click here.