Mo’Nique Eats Her Karma at the Oscars

March 8, 2010 by Logan Catchpole · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Celebrities 

fat monique

Karma score: 42/100

Somebody ought to tell Mo’Nique that winners are supposed to be gracious, not thuggish. After she had won an Oscar for best supporting actress last night for her portrayal of an abusive mother in Precious, the hairy-legged comedienne gave an acceptance speech that was stunningly insensitive. Read more

Kirstie Alley Is Stretching Her Karma Thin

March 1, 2010 by Logan Catchpole · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Health 

image of kirstie alley

Karma score: 44/100

How many times does Kirstie Alley plan to appear on Oprah to promote her latest diet and its accompanying television show? Nearly four years ago the fat actress, who was part of the Jenny Craig stable of clydesdales at the time, appeared on Oprah bragging about her seventy-five-pound weight loss. She claimed to weigh a trim 145 pounds, but as exhibit A below demonstrates, she must have had only one foot on the scale when she got weighed. Read more

Tiger Woods Yanks His Karma Out of the Rough

February 18, 2010 by Logan Catchpole · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Sporting Life 

disgraced golfer tiger woods

Karma score: 08/100

Human punchline Tiger Woods will grant a five-minute audience to a small, but non-selective pool of journalists tomorrow morning at 11:00. The press was hoping for an interview, but Tiger doesn’t do interviews any more. Interviews involve questions, and Tiger isn’t taking any of those. Read more

Bill Maher Kicks His Karma to the Curb

February 14, 2010 by Logan Catchpole · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Television 

image of bill maher, comedian

Karma score: 59/100

When I saw Bill Maher perform in Philadelphia seventeen months ago, he did a riff about “most women” being ‘hos who would sooner felate Colonel Sanders than work in one of his restaurants. Last night on his latest HBO comedy “event” But I’m Not Wrong, Maher told the same joke. Unfortunately he also retold many of the jokes he had been telling before he went on hiatus from his HBO series Real Time with Bill Maher several months ago, allegedly to recharge his comedic batteries. Read more

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  • Today in Karma History

    03/17/461
    Saint Patrick, Christian missionary, bishop, and apostle of Ireland, died at Saul, Downpatrick, Ireland. Born in Great Britain, most likely in Scotland, Patrick was part of a well-to-do Christian family of Roman citizenship. At the age of sixteen he was captured and enslaved by Irish marauders.

    Patrick worked as a herder in Ireland for the next six years. During that time he depended on a deepening religious faith for comfort. Following the counsel of a voice he heard in a dream one night, Patrick escaped and found passage on a ship to Britain, where he was eventually reunited with his family.

    Some time later Patrick had another dream. This time an individual named Victoricus gave him a letter, entitled "The Voice of the Irish." As he read the letter, Patrick heard the voices of Irishmen pleading him to return to their country and to walk among them once more.

    After studying for the priesthood, Patrick was ordained a bishop. He returned to Ireland in 433 and began preaching the gospel, converting thousands people, and building churches around the country. After forty years of living in poverty, teaching, traveling, and working tirelessly, Patrick died on March 17, 461, in Saul, where he had built his first church.

    Much of what is known about Patrick's legendary life comes from the Confessio, a book he wrote during his last years.
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