Sean Penn’s Karma Stuck in Hershey Highway

March 11, 2010 by Phil Maggitti ·
Filed under: Celebrities 

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Karma score: 66/100

Last Sunday actor/activist Sean Penn appeared on CBS Sunday Morning, where he discussed his recent efforts on behalf of the people of Haiti. When host Lara Logan asked Sean how he felt about those who are critical of his relief efforts, he replied, “Do I hope that [they] die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah, you know, but I’m not going to spend a lot of energy on it.” Read more

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Mo’Nique Eats Her Karma at the Oscars

March 8, 2010 by Logan Catchpole ·
Filed under: Celebrities 

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Karma score: 42/100

Somebody ought to tell Mo’Nique that winners are supposed to be gracious, not thuggish. After she had won an Oscar for best supporting actress last night for her portrayal of an abusive mother in Precious, the hairy-legged comedienne gave an acceptance speech that was stunningly insensitive. Read more

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Naomi Campbell Needs a Punch in the Karma

March 3, 2010 by Phil Maggitti ·
Filed under: Celebrities 

supermodel naomi campbell

Karma score: 24/100

Naomi Campbell erupted again yesterday, bitch slapping and punching a limo driver in midtown Manhattan. According to the unfortunate driver, Miodrag Mejdina of Queens, Campbell went all supermodel on him while he was transporting her hair-trigger ass in a Cadillac Escalade. After she had finished beating a tattoo on his head, she jumped out the limo and booked. Read more

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Alec Baldwin’s Karma Takes One-Two Punch

February 12, 2010 by Phil Maggitti ·
Filed under: Celebrities 

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Karma score: 31/100

Alec Baldwin certainly has a way with kids. Three years ago he became irate when his daughter Ireland—then 11 and living with her mother, Kim Basinger, in California—was not handy to the phone to answer an arranged call from him. Baldwin responded by leaving the child a blistering voice mail in which he called her a “rude, thoughtless little pig,” who lacked “the brains or the decency” of a human being. Read more

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  • Today in Karma History

    03/17/461
    Saint Patrick, Christian missionary, bishop, and apostle of Ireland, died at Saul, Downpatrick, Ireland. Born in Great Britain, most likely in Scotland, Patrick was part of a well-to-do Christian family of Roman citizenship. At the age of sixteen he was captured and enslaved by Irish marauders.

    Patrick worked as a herder in Ireland for the next six years. During that time he depended on a deepening religious faith for comfort. Following the counsel of a voice he heard in a dream one night, Patrick escaped and found passage on a ship to Britain, where he was eventually reunited with his family.

    Some time later Patrick had another dream. This time an individual named Victoricus gave him a letter, entitled "The Voice of the Irish." As he read the letter, Patrick heard the voices of Irishmen pleading him to return to their country and to walk among them once more.

    After studying for the priesthood, Patrick was ordained a bishop. He returned to Ireland in 433 and began preaching the gospel, converting thousands people, and building churches around the country. After forty years of living in poverty, teaching, traveling, and working tirelessly, Patrick died on March 17, 461, in Saul, where he had built his first church.

    Much of what is known about Patrick's legendary life comes from the Confessio, a book he wrote during his last years.

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