Burn Your Credit Card, Grow Your Karma

February 22, 2010 by Phil Maggitti ·
Filed under: Finance 

image of someone burning a credit card

Karma score: 05/100

Maybe Rip Torn had the right idea when he broke into that bank. Maybe Rip was angry because some shifty-eyed, suspender-wearing crook in the credit card department of some bank had just raised ol’ Rip’s interest rates retroactively because Rip was a few days late with his monthly payment. Maybe Rip got drunk as hell because he wasn’t going to take it any more. Good on you, Ripster. We’re getting [ticked] off ourselves at the snarling, condescending, attitude of credit card companies. Read more

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    03/17/461
    Saint Patrick, Christian missionary, bishop, and apostle of Ireland, died at Saul, Downpatrick, Ireland. Born in Great Britain, most likely in Scotland, Patrick was part of a well-to-do Christian family of Roman citizenship. At the age of sixteen he was captured and enslaved by Irish marauders.

    Patrick worked as a herder in Ireland for the next six years. During that time he depended on a deepening religious faith for comfort. Following the counsel of a voice he heard in a dream one night, Patrick escaped and found passage on a ship to Britain, where he was eventually reunited with his family.

    Some time later Patrick had another dream. This time an individual named Victoricus gave him a letter, entitled "The Voice of the Irish." As he read the letter, Patrick heard the voices of Irishmen pleading him to return to their country and to walk among them once more.

    After studying for the priesthood, Patrick was ordained a bishop. He returned to Ireland in 433 and began preaching the gospel, converting thousands people, and building churches around the country. After forty years of living in poverty, teaching, traveling, and working tirelessly, Patrick died on March 17, 461, in Saul, where he had built his first church.

    Much of what is known about Patrick's legendary life comes from the Confessio, a book he wrote during his last years.
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