
Karma score: 57/100
President Barack Obama, the Fresh Prince of D.C., has a raging case of karmic black thumb syndrome: everything he touches turns to potash. The president’s most recent victim was the University of Kentucky’s basketball team. The Wildcats, who were ranked #1 at the time, received a call from the president yesterday.
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Karma score: 32/100
Former presidential candidate John Edwards’ karma is beginning to resemble Michael Jackson’s botched nose job. After denying for months that he had sired a daughter by his former mistress Rielle Hunter—whom he had denied ever having an affair with—Mr. Edwards admitted what everyone knew already: Ms. Hunter’s little bastard is his too.
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