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	<description>Helping You to Help Yourself to Better Karma</description>
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		<title>Big Dumb Ben Roethlisberger Fumbles His Karma</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ben Roethlisberger has never looked like the brightest bulb in the marquee. The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, 28, might have won two Super Bowls, but a motorcycle accident and two sexual assault complaints during the last four years suggest that he&#8217;s a few watts short of incandescent; and if that doesn&#8217;t convince you, did we mention [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.karmasutranews.com/2010/03/15/big-dumb-ben-roethlisberger-fumbles-his-karma/</link>
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		<title>Shocking Robbery at Karma Kafé</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Somebody robbed Karma Kafé in Hoboken, New Jersey, of $200 this week. Somebody with a karmic death wish, I presume. It is one thing to rob a convenience store, a gas station, or a parking lot attendant. It is a whole other kettle of vipers to rob anyone or anything named Karma. Better to tug [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.karmasutranews.com/2010/03/13/daring-crime-against-karma/</link>
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		<title>Is God Losing His Karma?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Eight years ago the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco set a match to a tinderbox by declaring that the words &#8220;under God&#8221; in the Pledge of Allegiance are an unconstitutional endorsement of religion. What&#8217;s more, said the court, those two words send &#8220;a message to nonbelievers that they are outsiders,&#8221; in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.karmasutranews.com/2010/03/12/is-god-losing-his-karma/</link>
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		<title>Sean Penn&#8217;s Karma Stuck in Hershey Highway</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last Sunday actor/activist Sean Penn appeared on CBS Sunday Morning, where he discussed his recent efforts on behalf of the people of Haiti. When host Lara Logan asked Sean how he felt about those who are critical of his relief efforts, he replied, &#8220;Do I hope that [they] die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah, you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.karmasutranews.com/2010/03/11/sean-penns-karma-stuck-in-hershey-highway/</link>
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		<title>Shaving Your Crotch While Driving Is Bad Karma</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Megan Mariah Barnes was arrested last week after she had caused a two-car crash on Cudjoe Key, near Key West. Ms. Barnes, 37, was guilty of attempting to shave her bikini line while she was also attempting to operate a motor vehicle. That&#8217;s the strange part. The stranger part is Ms. Barnes&#8217; ex-husband, who was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.karmasutranews.com/2010/03/09/shaving-your-crotch-while-driving-is-bad-karma/</link>
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