Sean Penn’s Karma Stuck in Hershey Highway

March 11, 2010 by Phil Maggitti · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Celebrities 

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Karma score: 66/100

Last Sunday actor/activist Sean Penn appeared on CBS Sunday Morning, where he discussed his recent efforts on behalf of the people of Haiti. When host Lara Logan asked Sean how he felt about those who are critical of his relief efforts, he replied, “Do I hope that [they] die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah, you know, but I’m not going to spend a lot of energy on it.” Read more

The RIAA’s Karma Smells Like Ca-Ca

March 6, 2010 by C.D. Graves · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Breaking News 

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Karma score: 01/100

The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA)—the vigilante group that has sued babies, dead people, and the blind for downloading music without paying for it—has outdone itself in its attempt to demonize people who share music via the Internet. Read more

  • Today in Karma History

    03/17/461
    Saint Patrick, Christian missionary, bishop, and apostle of Ireland, died at Saul, Downpatrick, Ireland. Born in Great Britain, most likely in Scotland, Patrick was part of a well-to-do Christian family of Roman citizenship. At the age of sixteen he was captured and enslaved by Irish marauders.

    Patrick worked as a herder in Ireland for the next six years. During that time he depended on a deepening religious faith for comfort. Following the counsel of a voice he heard in a dream one night, Patrick escaped and found passage on a ship to Britain, where he was eventually reunited with his family.

    Some time later Patrick had another dream. This time an individual named Victoricus gave him a letter, entitled "The Voice of the Irish." As he read the letter, Patrick heard the voices of Irishmen pleading him to return to their country and to walk among them once more.

    After studying for the priesthood, Patrick was ordained a bishop. He returned to Ireland in 433 and began preaching the gospel, converting thousands people, and building churches around the country. After forty years of living in poverty, teaching, traveling, and working tirelessly, Patrick died on March 17, 461, in Saul, where he had built his first church.

    Much of what is known about Patrick's legendary life comes from the Confessio, a book he wrote during his last years.
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